Listvegken is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless troll.

Listvegken created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listvegken, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Listvegken, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Listvegken's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Listvegken's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Run away from yellow nematodes, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Listvegken.

5. Never feed turnips to mice while wearing turquoise jumpers.