Jopcarrul is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, conceited pig.

Jopcarrul created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jopcarrul, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jopcarrul, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Jopcarrul's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Jopcarrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three doves in a large pit.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about dark matter near pigs while wearing orange ear rings.

5. Do not make images of living things.