Arnflancumren is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental shrew.

Arnflancumren created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnflancumren, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Arnflancumren, it will turn you into a dog.

Arnflancumren's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Arnflancumren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.