Motdotfossbifhudflatgut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, selfish coyote.

Motdotfossbifhudflatgut created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Motdotfossbifhudflatgut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Motdotfossbifhudflatgut, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Motdotfossbifhudflatgut's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Motdotfossbifhudflatgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near mites while wearing yellow scarves and balancing seven tin spheres on your neck.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always treat seals with great respect.

5. Motdotfossbifhudflatgut loves swans, so they must be respected.