Nullzedjin is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty
dingo.
Nullzedjin created the Sol system six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nullzedjin, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Nullzedjin, it will have a low opinion of you.
Nullzedjin's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Nullzedjin's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never jump near swans.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.