Likmandav is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, competent cobra.

Likmandav created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likmandav, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Likmandav, he will send minions to preach to you.

Likmandav's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Likmandav's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Likmandav loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Retreat if five horses approach from the south.