Motfubbid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, witless wyvern.

Motfubbid created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motfubbid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Motfubbid, it will be mildly annoyed.

Motfubbid's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Motfubbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat great tits with great respect.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.