Flaphonbug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured cobra.

Flaphonbug created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flaphonbug, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Flaphonbug, he will turn you into a duck.

Flaphonbug's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Flaphonbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect nine tin sculptures of Flaphonbug on top of important buildings.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always wear violet.