Flowomtpan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish octopus.

Flowomtpan created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Flowomtpan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flowomtpan, he will torture you forever.

Flowomtpan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Flowomtpan's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Fast once a month.