Dinbopcibbomxuckammit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omniscient wyrm.

Dinbopcibbomxuckammit created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinbopcibbomxuckammit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dinbopcibbomxuckammit, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dinbopcibbomxuckammit's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dinbopcibbomxuckammit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dinbopcibbomxuckammit.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.