Lundudmincindisszankip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent hydra.

Lundudmincindisszankip created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Lundudmincindisszankip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Lundudmincindisszankip, she will turn you into a slug.

Lundudmincindisszankip's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Lundudmincindisszankip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill nematodes.

2. Erect three silicon sculptures of Lundudmincindisszankip on top of important buildings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.