Kemominmig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, staggering mongoose.

Kemominmig created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemominmig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kemominmig, it will think nothing of it.

Kemominmig's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Kemominmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.