Han is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, pitiless grasshopper.

Han created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Han, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Han, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Han's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Han's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Do not jump in public.