Yarflamcat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, stupid badger.

Yarflamcat created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarflamcat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yarflamcat, he will destroy your home solar system.

Yarflamcat's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Yarflamcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt pigs.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Put Yarflamcat first in all things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.