Nigpop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving crane.

Nigpop created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Nigpop, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nigpop, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nigpop's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nigpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight aardvarks in a large pit.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Nigpop in the centre of the settlement.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.