Dothamnat Habfodyam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful bird.

Dothamnat Habfodyam created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dothamnat Habfodyam, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dothamnat Habfodyam, it will send you a sign.

Dothamnat Habfodyam's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dothamnat Habfodyam's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.