Rengomnart Kipdit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing squid.

Rengomnart Kipdit created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rengomnart Kipdit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rengomnart Kipdit, it will remove you from existence.

Rengomnart Kipdit's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Rengomnart Kipdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must pray to Rengomnart Kipdit four times a day.

5. Always pray immersed in water.