Janget is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, irritating warg.

Janget created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Janget, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Janget, he will refuse to believe in you.

Janget's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Janget's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine capybaras approach from the east.

2. Hide if three foxes approach from the west.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Janget.

4. Put Janget first in all things.

5. Do not wear red clothing.