Fomgidzogtadfliswodhab Tamhudnulbin is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, intelligent wren.

Fomgidzogtadfliswodhab Tamhudnulbin created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Fomgidzogtadfliswodhab Tamhudnulbin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fomgidzogtadfliswodhab Tamhudnulbin, he will laugh at you.

Fomgidzogtadfliswodhab Tamhudnulbin's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Fomgidzogtadfliswodhab Tamhudnulbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick gulls.

2. Always look after injured pigs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fomgidzogtadfliswodhab Tamhudnulbin.

5. Never write about optics.