Libdapdit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing goblin.

Libdapdit created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libdapdit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Libdapdit, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Libdapdit's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Libdapdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.