Yamhonwig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, astonishing toad.

Yamhonwig created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamhonwig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yamhonwig, she will make you grow a tail.

Yamhonwig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Yamhonwig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always treat great tits with great respect.

5. Worship no other gods but Yamhonwig.