Tettiyimbus is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent jellyfish.

Tettiyimbus created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettiyimbus, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tettiyimbus, he will be mildly annoyed.

Tettiyimbus' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Tettiyimbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near pigs while wearing orange corsets and balancing eight iron spheres on your legs.

2. Hide from fawn mites for they are unholy.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near eagles while wearing cyan trousers and balancing six tin spheres on your head.

4. Never mention aardvarks.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.