Honvongabkimdumbityattrag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody zebra.

Honvongabkimdumbityattrag created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honvongabkimdumbityattrag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Honvongabkimdumbityattrag, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Honvongabkimdumbityattrag's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Honvongabkimdumbityattrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Never think about special relativity near tortoises while wearing green shirts and balancing seven gold spheres on your head.

3. Always obey Honvongabkimdumbityattrag's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never look in ponds.