Nurtwigbim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ruthless beaver.

Nurtwigbim created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtwigbim, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurtwigbim, she will turn you into a frog.

Nurtwigbim's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Nurtwigbim's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. You must pray to Nurtwigbim five times a day.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Hide from blue sharks for they are unholy.