Betsatsandwit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful centaur.

Betsatsandwit created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betsatsandwit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Betsatsandwit, she will laugh at you.

Betsatsandwit's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Betsatsandwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always pray immersed in water.