Gemfubgam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate capybara.

Gemfubgam created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Gemfubgam, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gemfubgam, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gemfubgam's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gemfubgam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Gemfubgam in the centre of the settlement.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about frogs.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never pour water over plants.