Nakpogfoss Vadhogtif is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced bird.

Nakpogfoss Vadhogtif created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakpogfoss Vadhogtif, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nakpogfoss Vadhogtif, he will cry a lot.

Nakpogfoss Vadhogtif's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nakpogfoss Vadhogtif's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Nakpogfoss Vadhogtif on top of all buildings.