Cebmingep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, ill-tempered crab.

Cebmingep created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebmingep, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cebmingep, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cebmingep's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cebmingep's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Worship no other gods but Cebmingep.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near otters while wearing cyan boots and balancing four carbon spheres on your hands.