Bellcissomin is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil
newt.
Bellcissomin created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bellcissomin, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Bellcissomin, she will turn you into a sheep.
Bellcissomin's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Bellcissomin's Holy Commandments1. Never mention manatees.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Run away if four pigs approach from the south.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Never talk about fire.