Bellcissomin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil newt.

Bellcissomin created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellcissomin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bellcissomin, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bellcissomin's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bellcissomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away if four pigs approach from the south.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about fire.