Rulced is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical hamster.

Rulced created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulced, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rulced, it will turn you into a rock.

Rulced's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Rulced's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Put Rulced first in all things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.