Komsasdadyammiprutstaf is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered raccoon.

Komsasdadyammiprutstaf created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komsasdadyammiprutstaf, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Komsasdadyammiprutstaf, he will turn you into a mouse.

Komsasdadyammiprutstaf's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Komsasdadyammiprutstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Komsasdadyammiprutstaf.

2. Worship no other gods but Komsasdadyammiprutstaf.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help dolphins in need.