Arffudnur is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing crane.

Arffudnur created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Arffudnur, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arffudnur, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Arffudnur's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Arffudnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Fast once a month.