Gantinnel is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane goose.

Gantinnel created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gantinnel, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gantinnel, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gantinnel's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gantinnel's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never hurt geese.

3. You must love Gantinnel.

4. Feed all hungry bats.

5. Worship no other gods but Gantinnel.