Pasdidtarp is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, calm wolf.

Pasdidtarp created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasdidtarp, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pasdidtarp, she will refuse to believe in you.

Pasdidtarp's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Pasdidtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Put Pasdidtarp first in all things.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near ducks while wearing red shorts.

5. Never feed wheat to eagles while wearing skirts.