Veenflyhit is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, happy mole.

Veenflyhit created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenflyhit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Veenflyhit, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Veenflyhit's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Veenflyhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck indigo.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Erect six platinum sculptures of Veenflyhit on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.