Largbintin is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, blissful wombat.

Largbintin created the planet Earth four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largbintin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Largbintin, he will torture you forever.

Largbintin's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Largbintin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

3. Never hurt otters.

4. Never feed lots of pineapples to doves while wearing yellow shoes.

5. Never talk about dark matter.