Yograwhig Barnpibbod Woncapwit is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awe-inspiring wolf.

Yograwhig Barnpibbod Woncapwit created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yograwhig Barnpibbod Woncapwit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yograwhig Barnpibbod Woncapwit, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yograwhig Barnpibbod Woncapwit's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Yograwhig Barnpibbod Woncapwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Always help ducks.