Sitafrill is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, grumpy penguin.

Sitafrill created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitafrill, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sitafrill, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sitafrill's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sitafrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never mention moths.

3. Never feed spinach to pigs while wearing gray kilts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Do not commit murder.