Vonkflisgup is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, selfish tapir.

Vonkflisgup created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkflisgup, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vonkflisgup, she will have a low opinion of you.

Vonkflisgup's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vonkflisgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Birds are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not commit murder.