Bestyimsand Cepgupmad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-powerful wolf.

Bestyimsand Cepgupmad created humankind three million years ago.

If you believe in Bestyimsand Cepgupmad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bestyimsand Cepgupmad, it will strike you with lightening.

Bestyimsand Cepgupmad's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bestyimsand Cepgupmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Run away if three shrews approach from the north.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always look after injured ants.