Fly is a god.

It takes the form of a large, annoying chicken.

Fly created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fly, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fly, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Fly's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fly's name in vain.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fly.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.