Wodkinfubcinbossfubbuggab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise wyrm.

Wodkinfubcinbossfubbuggab created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodkinfubcinbossfubbuggab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wodkinfubcinbossfubbuggab, she will be very unhappy.

Wodkinfubcinbossfubbuggab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Wodkinfubcinbossfubbuggab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always take life seriously.