Ranfigbarnhonvegdun is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, kind swallow.

Ranfigbarnhonvegdun created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranfigbarnhonvegdun, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ranfigbarnhonvegdun, it will have a low opinion of you.

Ranfigbarnhonvegdun's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Ranfigbarnhonvegdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Do not kill tapirs.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about archaea.