Weggabdun is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, calm newt.

Weggabdun created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Weggabdun, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Weggabdun, she will turn you into a slug.

Weggabdun's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Weggabdun's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

3. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Weggabdun on top of important buildings.

5. Never pour water over plants.