Bagbabquag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident walrus.

Bagbabquag created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Bagbabquag, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bagbabquag, it will destroy your home solar system.

Bagbabquag's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bagbabquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cherries.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bagbabquag.

5. Do not hurt rats.