Mumruttdab Vaggabjig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, grumpy shrew.

Mumruttdab Vaggabjig created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Mumruttdab Vaggabjig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mumruttdab Vaggabjig, he will turn you into a puffin.

Mumruttdab Vaggabjig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Mumruttdab Vaggabjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Mumruttdab Vaggabjig.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about cell theory.