Safveen is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, contented manatee.

Safveen created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Safveen, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Safveen, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Safveen's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Safveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Always obey Safveen's priests.

4. Never feed lots of nuts to sharks while wearing pink skirts.

5. Always help eagles.