Xincennegsin is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered snake.

Xincennegsin created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xincennegsin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xincennegsin, he will curse you with boils.

Xincennegsin's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Xincennegsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect five silver sculptures of Xincennegsin on top of important buildings.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xincennegsin.
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