Sakmetfut is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, effective giraffe.

Sakmetfut created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakmetfut, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sakmetfut, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Sakmetfut's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Sakmetfut's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sakmetfut.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.