Laklidtipbagxinarfpib is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, charitable hydra.

Laklidtipbagxinarfpib created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Laklidtipbagxinarfpib, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Laklidtipbagxinarfpib, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Laklidtipbagxinarfpib's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Laklidtipbagxinarfpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention shrews.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Do not hurt swans.

5. Never look at galaxies.